Kinder Chocolate kid is scary

20 Jul

Kinder Chocolate is one of my favorite chocolates. It’s extremely hard to find in the states and every time I visit Europe I stock up on it. Well today I was lucky enough to find it at a World Market store in town. The Kinder Eier are not sold in the US because the small parts inside the plastic shell that you assemble toys with are seen as a choking hazard. I wonder if European babies are choking on the toys too, or if American children are just stupid. Or perhaps the US government saw this commercial and decided to ban them, I wouldn’t blame them:

Either way, as I was noming on my delicious kinder chocolate sticks, I noticed the kid on the package:

Could they have found a more Aryan kid? I mean, just look at him, he’s like master race perfect in every way. Light blue eyes, right blond hair, and teeth that are too perfect to be real. I ran the kid’s face through Symmeter to calculate it’s symmetry; it scored 98.17% symmetrical, and this was just from a picture I took of the picture. Just looking into his eyes is kinda creepy, they’ve got this real intensity to them.

I know Kinder Chocolate is a product of Germany, but come on, not everybody in Germany has blond haired blue eyes and the complexion of snow white. Perhaps if this were a Swedish or Norwegian chocolate, maybe, but darken this kid up, he’s creeping me out.

<nom nom nom>

9 Responses to “Kinder Chocolate kid is scary”

  1. Master Higgins July 20, 2010 at 11:18 pm #

    I am picturing one of our former apartment mates saying something…You know which one and what he is saying. Lol.

  2. godlesspaladin July 21, 2010 at 3:25 am #

    Hahaha, yes I do…

  3. Em November 6, 2012 at 8:50 pm #

    I love kinder chocolate too, & it also crossed my mind why they’re always using creepily perfect aryan boys on the cover. They never feature a single non-blonde blue eyed child

  4. Aleksey July 30, 2013 at 7:54 pm #

    Kinder chocolate is from Italy. The kid being on the box is the result of their inferiority complex towards blondes.

    • Prd September 18, 2014 at 7:42 am #

      Ferrero is a corporation with many plants around the world, and it doesn’t care about any complex. It listens to the marketing guys instead, and clearly the market demands that type of face.
      PS: the kid is italian.

  5. random jewgler September 16, 2013 at 6:55 am #

    Racial egalitarianists are fools and multiculturalists are scum. Keep your enforced die-versity and cultural “enrichment” to Africa. Since when is a boy with light brown hair with a ginger tint considered “blonde”? Kinder is from northern Italy (where all its industry is from, not the swarthy Southern part) and its main production facility is in Poland.

  6. Ani November 30, 2014 at 5:08 pm #

    You idiot! The picture was take in 1970s. He’s a grown man now and his face made the company make millions. Noone cares what you think.

    • Fernandez February 15, 2015 at 5:05 pm #

      wrong. picture taken in 2003. Kid name’s matteo Farneti, the 1970 one was a german kid. This proves you’re an asshole, google something first before you utter shit


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