GOD! GOD! GOD! GOD!

12 Jan

There are some people out there that just can’t say “god” or “Jesus” enough. It’s like they’re a walking advertisement that gets paid every time they mention the name. They are in fact obsessed. To them, any object, movie, radio show, book, you name it can be instantly improved by adding “god” or “Jesus” to it, and the more the merrier!

(I would pay so much money to see these cars explode)

I’m surprised that people this obsessed can function, let alone drive a car. I wonder how they fight the urge to stop in the middle of the street and pray. Who cares where you’re driving, or that you’re blocking up traffic? The end is near and soon you will be rewarded for your frothing at the mouth while all your other fellow human beings burn in eternal agony. Oh righteous on you are….

I honestly don’t see why these people don’t just commit suicide.

One Response to “GOD! GOD! GOD! GOD!”

  1. isnessie January 13, 2010 at 1:02 am #

    I saw a bumper sticker on another car in traffic this morning, it said “Durban and the New Millenium belong to Jesus” on it. All I could think was that if that’s true, Jesus is doing an even worse job than the South African government because things are shit.
    I don’t get why people feel the need to advertise their religion (beyond obvious recruiting) using things like bumper stickers and badges. It just doesn’t make sense to me, cause it doesn’t work.

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